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Who?My mouth sealed up, so I talk out of my arse.
7月27日 Yoyo yo, big-yupWell I'll be jiggered. I bought a couple of large energy drinks earlier, to revive myself after a day at the zoo, in the hope that they would keep me going long enough to watch the F1 that I recorded earlier in the day and all that has happened is that I have a headache and have spent the evening on this infernal computor contraption. I am tired but not sleepy if that makes any sense (doh!!) and should really go to bed as I have an earlier than usual start tomorrow as I have to drop mini mum to Swanley tomorrow before going to work. Swanley is about ten miles in the wrong direction. Then have to go work, another ten miles. Luckily she is sleeping there the night and missus is picking her up on tues eve so back to normal times on tues morning.
Anyway, time to get back on track. I finally remembered to check out my mates DJ download page so thought i would big it up on here, although not many of the originals here anymore. Haven't had a paroper check to see who's left but might go on a hunt later. Blah blah blah wwaffle clatrap. BIG-YUP DJ FREASE.
Also check out Ronnie Doom, the film and also the official website. I went to pay homage on Friday and was not dissapointed. I was escorted by my daughter and also saw my parents, big brother, future sister in law and my neice there.
Not sure if there is anything else I want to big-yup. Need sleep really but not sure if it will happen soon. Damn you, large energy drinks (x2). I don't feel revitilized, I feel head-achey, my pee has turned luminous and I really should go to bed. Damn you little voices aswell, why oh why did you make me come here. I haven't been here for sooooo long and all my original (cyber) friends have gone. Oh fkit, now I look like a right proper saddo aswell, harping on about (cyber) friends. I am even using brackets to make myself beleive that the internet is equal to a social life and conversing with myself on a weblog 'social networking' site that hates me so much because I am old and past it and can type properly without having to use to 'txt speak'.
OK, I am going to try to get some sleep now that I have finished downloading music (legally of course, from the DJ Frease site thingy). First though, I will try and stick some things down there, under this blog thingy. If the youtube thingy still comes up blocky and crap you should be able to click on the title of it or something and be taken to the actual site to see it properly. Good luck, good night.
P.S. I went to the cinema t'other night to watch a film and I have been enlightened.................... I don't want to ruin your life or anything, but the majority of people out there are following the wrong religion/faith/teachings or whatever. When you die, and this is true because I saw it in a film, there isn't a God as you have been led to beleive...................there is..........................AUTOBOTS. If you don't beleive me ask Alfi, he was there too.
   3月29日 EffwunAt last, it's finally back and I am gutted. I am signed up to a results prediction site for the F1 races. It's just a bit of fun and if you get the most points you win a mug. The reason I'm gutted though is that earlier in the week it was reported that Jenson Button was 100 to 1 odds of winning the Australian GP. Do you know what my top six predicted finishers were, of course you don't, but I will tell you now. They were;
Well, it would appear that Hamilton has been put up to 3rd on appeal now, and Vettel and Kubica had a coming together fighting for fith position and took each other out. This means I was very nearly right (apart from the Felipe Massa aspect) and If I had put money on it being a BrawnGP one and two finish I would be quids in now. Oh well, too late for that now. Great race and well done Mr Button. Superb drive, and Hamilton had a good one aswell considering he started at the back of the grid due to having to change his gearbox. I am currently second in the F1PL and will be going for the mug this year. Malaysia next week so bring it on and lets see Jenson going for the championship, and about bloody time too.
*Edit* Just noticed in the group photo, the guy on the left in the purple shirt.......... is that Paul Burrel having a crafty shit? 12月23日 Talking about YouTube - Chris Moyles - My Lamb Bhuna (Hallelujah) Xmas Parody by Comedy Dave - B...WHOOP WHOOP. Hello folks, I have finished work for this year. We will be returning to the grindstone on the 5th January. I thought I would celebrate in the usual way of a video, so enjoy my new favourte Christmas song. I know it's not very Christmassy but I am pretty much fked off with an advert lasting for a few months just to get a song to number one and earn certain people wads of cash. Of course we all enjoy the first part where we can laugh at the unfortunate people that are deluded and encouraged by more deluded people, thinking they can sing when they are only really put on t.v. because we have so much fun laughing at them. Naturally we must have the usual sob stories aswell and each episode the person that is the last to go in will be the greatest singer with the saddest story and we will all want to hug them and take them home to coo over like a stray kitten. Next year I am entering the competion, dressed like a stray kitten which was the runt of the litter and grew up on a diet of drugs and glue. I will then explain how finding music has turned my life around and I just want to help the poor unfortunate children. Did I mention all my kitten siblings were tied in a sack and tossed in the river with me and I feel so guilty that I managed to escape and I'm going to sing the song that I heard pumping from the car stereo as my evil murderous owner wheelspun away, running down and killing my cat mother. AAAAAAAAAAAnyway, enough of that old crap, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY, and God bless tiny Tim. It is time to steel ourselves and prepare for the onslaught of crap films, except Mary Poppins and Bedknobs and Broomsticks as they are both quality films. Just thought, first we stuff the turkey, then we stuff the stuffed stuff in our gobs and stuff ourselves with prestuffed stuff. Sprouts, grandparents farting and sleeping in front of the tele. Crap paper hats, fortune telling fish, nail clippers and miniature screwdriver sets. Too much food, wine, sweets and sellotape. I do enjoy Christmas really, if you are beginning to think overwise. I have a young daughter and this could well be the last year we manage to carry off the lie about some big fat hairy bastard climbing down the chimney and leaving toys etc that were made by elves and transported on a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer to be left under a fir tree covered in flashing lights (if a bulb doesnt blow) and sparkly scarves. Next year it will all be about what Beth got, or who Mason gave the nicest card too, and I didn't want this one, I want the big one etc etc. It's started to go downhill again hasn't it. I really do mean it this time......... MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, AND HAVE A BRILLIANT 2009. I might be back on here before then but there again, I might not. Talking about YouTube - Chris Moyles - My Lamb Bhuna (Hallelujah) Xmas Parody by Comedy Dave - B... 11月28日 Silly Bugger and the Pendulous BreastsThe names have been changed to protect the innocent. Laurie Gallagher of Plumstead however, shall be named, as he is a silly bugger and definately not innocent.
Once upon a time in a workshop there was a boy (called Laurie Gallagher). He thought he was magic but in reality he was not, he was just very dozy. After learning absoloutely nothing about how to perform illusions or cast spells he decided to try his luck. Alas, he couldn't find a wand so he opted for a mystical hacksaw instead. Now what trick should he perform, he pondered for a while as he grasped the mystic oracle of nail gun.
'Shall I make a rabbit appear?' he thought, No, that was simple, all he had to do was go to the pet shop.
'I know!' he thought, 'I shall make something disappear!'. But what, there must be something to hand that could be made to vanish..... something to hand, fingers...... BINGO. But he didn't want to rush these things. Remembering he is not yet a skilled wizard he opts to just make a part of his finger disappear instead of the whole thing. He held aloft his amazing hack saw and began chewing through the bolt of the mystical nail gun. To help the trick progress he held the oracle beneath the swishing blade as it cut deeper and deeper into the bolt. Something had to give soon, the suspense was thrilling as the bolt got thinner and thinner. The mystic hacksaw blade will cut through this metal soon, the metal directly above my finger. What magic phrase should he use? What a decision, think think think. HEY PRESTO..........no, too obvious, I know, just as the blade shears the bolt (directly above the soon to vanish finger tip) he decided.........
'OH BUGGER' (swiftly followed by) 'OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH.........I think I need to go to hospital'.
The magic hadn't worked, it's still there. The finger tip hasn't vanished. Best get off to hospital and have it glued and stuck back on then.
On conclusion, we of Lakedale employment (not all of them, just two of us, downstairs in the deepest depths of dungeon dwellings) have deemed it to be thought of as true, that if you type the word 'tit' into any search engine on the interweb then the first ten results should be beleived to be about Laurie 'tit' Gallagher.
New uploaded tune is 'Rock Me Amadeus' by Falco. Which prompts a Stu fact of the day.
I used to have a dog called Amadeus. He was called this because this song was playing on the radio when he was born. He was the first born pup of our (then) only dog called Heidi, so called because she was quite nervous and used to 'hide' her face in between our legs when she was nervous.
Now I shall go and find things to do, perhaps. Ciao for niao my little flock of fledgeling flabberghasted flamingoes feverously filming flamenco frivolities.
10月23日 Chuffin' eck lad. I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking aint no mistake.Well hello again. It is time for you all to get excited. That's right fans, I might be back. Not sure yet. This infernal space malarky has arisen in a couple of conversations with people recently so it has been thrust subtly to the front of my mind. It took a fair shove to get it there as it had a lot of crap to get through. Thought I would just do a few things. First up is advertisment time..................
The following paragraph is an advertisment feature
Hello person sitting there looking at me. Are you listening to music? No, oh that's a shame. Music makes the world go round. Have you heard of house music.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF THICKO?!?!?
I am shocked and surprised at your ignorance. You need to fix your head now, so go and listen to some. What do you mean you don't have any?
YOU ARE REALLY GRINDING MY GEARS NOW, YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE BERK.
I can help you out in the house music department, all you have to do is listen to the man Mr Frease.
THAT'S A PATHETIC EXCUSE, TWERP FACE.
OK, so you don't want to get up and vacate that comfy chair. I can understand that. I tell you what, I will bring some house music to you. Follow this link to http://www.ugsradio.co.nr/ between the times of 12:00 and 2:00 (GMT) every Saturday and you can hear the lovely Frease. Other programmes available throughout the day and night.
I SAY HOUSE, YOU SAY MUSIC.............. HOUSE........................... HOUSE........................... HOUSE.
End of feature.
I am thinking to myself, I wonder why I never got that top ranking job with saatchi and Saatchi. I reckon they were a tad jealous and quite worried about being made to look like amatures in my superior and modest presence.
Ok, now phase two of Spaces Live re-introduction, time for a new vid (or vids) from the highly acclaimed and very exclusive Stu-Tube. Once more, if the vid comes across a bit jumpy, then you should be able to cybernetically transfer yourself to the source of such miraculous and ponderous wonderfullness by clicking the title on the vid.
(Vids posted at bottom of post, but not posted on a post like a fence post. It's a post of text, not wood. Hope that clears up any text/wood post confusion you may be entertaining or even experiencing, I thank you.)
And now for the customary rant. Are you ready, have you tucked your trousers into your socks and stuffed some lettuce into your ears (and that's just the tip of the iceberg). Have you donned some striking paisley attire and painted the inside of your fridge in a garish blend of orange spots over pungent green stripes. PREPARE FOR THE RANT......................................:
CUSTOMERS...............CUSTOMERS....................FRIKKIN' CUSTOMERS
..................ARAAAAAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHYHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!??!!!?!
And don't even get me started on that other thing what might get me angry or summit or nuffin innit, no way.
And finally, a joke:
What do you call a chav secured in a tough box?
Safe.
And really finally, that thing I forgot. Hopefully have a new tune uploaded into the media player.
It should be 'Crawl' by Kings Of Leon, from the 'Only By The Night' album. http://www.kingsofleon.com/
Stu-Tube vids: Console Yourself
4月23日 New Stu tube vid.... FinallyFinally got around to making a new Stu tube vid. It was a completely spontaneous recording at work. I have done the edit and if you want to watch the jumpy version click on the vid below. If you want to watch the smoother version click on the blue video title. No, it's not a blue video as in mucky nudey stuff. You lot are just pervs. Put new music up aswell, it is Ozzy Osbourne, off the Black Rain album. Bloody brilliant album, Listen to this track, and then go and buy the album. YouTube - Big boys, Big tool 4月17日 The good old daysJust a quick update to bring you a new vid. Back in the beginning of mainstream acid/house. I even had a 'candy flip' hairstyle. Those were the days of the 'running man' dance and getting 'drunk' on a shared can of cheap lager. Any way, I present to you, Strawberry Fields by Candy Flip. Yes I know it is a rehash of a beatles song, and I know the original is better, but this is my yoof moosak. Also updated my media player music. Enjoy. *edit* Just thought, shame we didn't have digital cameras back then, I would have some corker pics to put on here. maybe have to track down a few albums and a scanner methinks. YouTube - Candy Flip - Strawberry Fields Forever 4月15日 The Big Fight
Hiya chaps and chapess's. Just a quickie for y'all. I am now using fileden as recomended by wobblyone. I haven't wobbled her myself, but I hear she doesn't fall down when wobbled. She does when she's pissed though so don't give her too many wine gums. Also see below for my gift of a vid to you all, my wonderfull fans and devotees. This is currently my most viewed clip on stutube. I wonder how many of those hits were extremely dissapointed to see this very amatuer and one-sided fight. P.S. Not sure why it plays so blocky on here, but it does. You can either just deal with it in your own way, or you can click the little title above the vid screen to be whisked magically to the site from whence it came. Once here (or indeed there, but not quite everywhere) you can watch it as it should be. Spankyou and goodnight. YouTube - The Big Fight 4月13日 time to get scared.Just trying some different stuff. There should be a scary vid below, by Aphex Twin, called Come To Daddy. Yeah right, I wouldn't. I have also tried to add some music above in the media player , but not sure if it has worked. If you can hear music then it has, and when it has finished you can scroll down to the vid and push play on that aswell. The tune up top, in good old media player, should be 'Little Miss Pipedream' by The Wombats. It is, in my opinion, one of many superb songs on the album (A Guide To Love, Loss & Desperation) which is a good'un and should be bought. I bought it and think it's good and I am generally, if not always, right. If you don't beleive me just ask the missus. Just a couple of quick foot notes. After trying a couple of differnt file hosts, I have settled with filefreak as it is the first one I found that I could utilise to properly share files across to this here site using the properly attired, or named, files to actually work in the media thingy up above. I thank you. Also, the vid below is a bit blocky and jumpy, so if you want to see it properly you can view it by clicking here, and you can also watch the wombats by clicking here and also here. Quote YouTube - aphex twin - come to daddy 4月6日 SpringWHOOP WHOOP.......
 All last week was nice warm(ish) weather and sunny skies. Spring has arrived, the blossoms are out and our daffodils and tulips have begun sprouting nicely. SO what are we greeted with today when we wake up, after our nice spring week........Ok, so it's not loads of deep snow, but it is April. Any way, gotta go as missus needs to go and upload pics onto netweather, and I need to start preparing the shrine of comfort and nibbles, and tie up the wife and little'un in the cuopboard, for today is F1 day, and we shall rejoice and cheer for the Mr Hamilton. Even though he only managed a third position start. Good quali session, and will be a good race. See you again soon.
P.S. chuffin' eck Mavis, three updates in a week, crazy insane. INSANE CRAZY!?!?!  4月5日 Where's my lie in?Would you beleive it, I'm up aready, and I'm not in work today. Obviousley if I was in work I wouldn't be on the internet updating spaces and checking facebook and suchlike, honest I wouldn't. I have been up for a while now. Taken flat wheel of wifes car and waiting for papa to come and chauffer me to tyre shop to get it sorted. Waiting for sjy man aswell so I thought I would have a little surf. I have found a couple of vids worth watching, but have lost my touch and forgotten how to get them in a box up top. I know it's a bit slack and frankly I don't care. This is my sapce and if I want to be lazy I will be. So stick it up your hole.
guiness advert spoof. If you watch carefully you will see a cameo appearance from Lauries girlfriend.
I'm off now as daddy will be here soon to help me save the cars limbs. It's like a weird, automotive episode of holby city. 'Quick, get a man, the car has a flat and is going tachi-cardic. get a crash trolley in here quick and prepare the garage, I'm going to need a jack and wheelbrace, stat!!!' 4月4日 Time's tollOK, I have just about regained enough strength to type. I have just cycled home from work. To cut a long story short;
My car, stream or bridge, stream or bridge, be mature, stream or bridge, don't be silly, stream or bridge................... STREEEEAAAAAMMMM, car dead, broken con rod due to water in the bores. Should have used the bridge. Man from AA tows me home, approx 10 miles, little'un and wife angry as was on our way to eagle heights, didn't make it, only 1 mile away from it. Car in repair shop for weeeeeeeeks. Waiting for new engine, re con engine, new engine, 2nd hand engine. Now re coning my engine. Using wifes car, this morning, flat tyre, no spare as had been punctured previousley, missus didn't know it was flat before, drove couple of miles with no air, now no tyre and knackered wheel, we hadn't replaced spare after using to rectify flat just mentioned. Phone mummy, ferry wife to station, me to work and em to school. Nice one sorted, cheers ma. Del on bike, so can't ponce lift home (no bash hat), local lads off sick, no poncey poncey lift home. Scott's cycle at work, flash of inspiration, cycle home. Get home, put bike in shed. realise legs have disowned me and manage to haul my sorry fat arse up stairs. Knock back pint of water to refresh and stimulate. Pull pants out of sweaty arse cack, curse narrow cycle saddles. Convince legs to carry me to seat and type. No, not convince legs to type, just to carry me to pc. Fingers do the typing, duh!
Didn't do too bad, got home in half an hour, and ten minutes of that was walking up a steep hill pushing the bike. I haven't cycled since third year of secondary school, I am now thirty two (and a half), so that's nearly two decades ago. I have just cycled twice as far as I used to for school, I probably weigh about twice as much aswell (bit of an exageration, I hope), so that's four times as much work. I'm actually quite surprised that I'm not as out of breath as I thought, wife's just got home and reckons I got a lift and bought the bike with me in the back of a van, how dare she. Going to go and get my woman to peel grapes for me and massage my calves, I am like the hero returned. Worship me one and all, for I have conquered the sub-urban cycle journey, and lived to tell the tale.
Getting sky installed tomorrow, and getting sky+ box, whoop whoop. Bahrain F1 on sunday, whoop whoop. Wife taking little'un to do the weekly shop while I sit at home and watch affore-mentioned grand prix (live), whoop whoop. Not working tomorrow, whoop whoop.
PS, check out the Eagle Heights website above, and if you can, go and visit. It is a great place to take the family, very interesting and educational. The birds are superb, and there is something quite spectactular about watching eagles, falcons and even an andean condor flying, nay soaring, above the rural valley landscape. 2月29日 Oh fkit, I'm stuck.Hello people. I seem to have been left behind, laying dormant and un-used while that fat head went about his other stuff. I am one of a few voices that didn't manage to get a permanent place in his head when he sobered up. I think I have got the hang of this telekinesis now and have managed to turn on the pc and start typing. Going quite well too, even if I do think so myself. nsvhbiaudfghkuibn lauhbpan vhaubnabktgb......... sorry about that, I just sneezed. Anyway, back to buisness, I managed to get a bit of Stu time earlier and have convinced him to make some more Stu tube vids, so keep watching that site aswell as this one. The main body has got bored with Facebook, you just can't express yourself properly on there can you. Just add this and add that. Did you know that Mr odd is a spice girl, has a celebrity boyfriend, is a swearword and is some famous birds butt!?! I ask you, is that really mental stimulation. I feel neglected and have therefore started a course of cereberal excersises that have honed me to this all powerfull superbeing that now controls keyboards with the power of the mind. Not bad eh? I can tell you're all very impressed. This could be a new beginning, a rebirth, a resurection of the genius that is Who (the Odd). I can feel the IQ pulsing through me, ah that feels so good. Better than a sugar coated Kylie Minogue, with butter icing and holding a large bowl of butterscotch angel delight.
P.S. follow the colours for a bored with facebook vid. Teehee, this is fun isn't it.
8月4日 I am also now on the highly acclaimed and fasionable fad like to be on facebook. So come and check it out here. And I just made another post here in goodness knows how long. And I am about to doanother video for youtube. I have't added anything to myspace recently so maybe I should go and put something there aswell. People that want to be me.
3月15日 MuseWell howdy do
I am back and I'm bad......., well a bit mischevious sometimes. As you can see from my video I have been working out a bit. I have several muses inspiring me to write tonight. First and foremost I am back with my family, secondly, and very nearly joint first, the 2007 F1 season starts on Sunday (Friday if you include practice), thirdly I am drinking glayva (yummy) and finally there are a couple of whup-ass films due out that definately need to be seen. They are, of course, 300 and Outlaw. Just click for the links, apart from the F1 stuff, as the links on the right should still be live.
AAAAAAaaaaaaaanyway. As all you U'K'ers will know, tomorrow (Friday 16th March) is red nose day and we at work have been discussing what we should do. Poor Chrissie, our newest member of staff, isn't quite sure about our humour yet and can't quite tell when we are being serious or not. The poor lass thinks that Delbert (please don't hit me), Boobilicious (aka Laurie) and myself might be turning up to work in red thongs and nothing else. Bearing in mind we work at a tool hire outlet and 99% of our customers are big, hairy arsed builders and such like I'm not sure what sort of reception we would get. Mind you, she has a right to be wary, after seeing the previous 'calender photo shoot' that we started. A select few have seen the famous and down right sauceiness filled pics. These people have had to be sedated for a minimum of 76 days, 4 hours, 7 minutes and 83 seconds due to the flesh fest that they contain. I digress and am not too sure what I was going to write when I started. Dam you Glayva, dam you to hell you brain frazzling tasty liquid brain musher. How am I supposed to operate a tractor in this state.
I had a strange dream last night. In it, Del, Boob, old man (Mick) and me were all in my bedroom. We were all in there as that is where we seemed to be working. I went to the bathroom in a huff to repair some machines. Why did you have a huff on I hear you ask (get out, you squeeky voices in my head). Well, I will tell you. I had gone off in a mood because my guv'nor had promised to buy Del and Mick motorbikes as he thought it would stop them thinking about suicide. That is pretty much the main vein of the dream. There were a few other minor things that have slipped my mind now. If there are any professors or expert dream analysis boffin type people sorts out there and/or you have managed to get this far without trying to dig your brains out with an ironing board and a haddock, please help me to decypher this apparently weird dream into the true mensa busting genius that it quite subtly is. I think it really holds the key to understanding how dinosaurs became extinct after discovering the secret to understanding females and having to be executed to silence them before aniversaries and valentines day became easy to survive.
A song dedicated to the missus. I'm sure all you games console friendly partnerships out there will appreciate this little ditty. Just click the word that has defected to another colour to be taken to the place that you can hear and digest the song. Hopefully you will soon be chortling away to yourselves in a knowing manner and be thinking about how true it really is. 3月3日 Back to ......... erm....... well, normal I suppose???Well hello peeps. If you have read my other blog and been paying attention, my wife and myself had a bit of a seperation. I would like to announce that we are now back together and back to how things were before. I have managed to keep custody of my beloved x-box 360 and thus have not been blogging for a while. Have added a few to you tube (check my sites worth visiting list, left hand side). Getting better at gears of war. Goodnes gracious me, aren't I sounding nerdy. Need to point out aswell, Bike racing has started, and F1 will be coming along soon aswell, so WOHOOOOOOO to that. Going to go now, and visit some old space chums and maybe leave some messages. Don't forget to watch my new vid properly, I was at a party the other night and a couple of star wars nerds had a bit of a kick off. And finally, I will try to keep the tradition of random pics going so check out the latest beauties.
1月19日 Bum gasHello anyone. Thought I should just pop my head in and say hi. Not much to say really at the moment though so this is just waffle really, only not as versatile.
Bye
1月3日 inversion of the snody batchersThis title is slightly mis-leading. It was supposed to be another strange one. Think of a tilte, normally helped by The Boob saying something irrellevent and Del and myself twisiting it. Instead it is just to post a link. My life has had a slight 'tweak', but I wanted to try and keep this blog up (down??) to its usual (sub)standards. For the times and trials of me, visit http://www.myspace.com/57u for the main page or http://blog.myspace.com/57u for the blog. You must take heed before progressing poste haste, forthwit to afore-mentioned, and even motioned, weblog area. It is a more serious side to me (in some parts) so don't go rushing over there expecting the same sort of geniousness and intergalactic spacial humour that you have learned to deal with over here. I KID YOU NOT. You have now been warned and my carry on at your own leisure. I spank you kindly and hope to Easter your polaroids with fizzy bean bags.
Me.
P.S. Happy new year everyone. I can't be arsed to try and create/find some 'cute bunnywunny' drawn with @'s and %'s so find one yourself, print it out, write 'Love from Who, pass on to 46 people in 2 minutes or your bottom will fall off' underneath it and staple it on your monitor.
P.P.S. Random photo's are; my 'Chopper Harris' moustachio, and little'uns 'ice cream factory' creation, entitled...... 'The Behemoth'. I'm not going to tell you what the other one is as that would spoil my fun. Tootsie I have had inspiration . My muse (Del) and myself were talking today and we came up with a little idea, that could possibly be true. This 'kindling' of a thought has grown and grown throughout the day and I have finally excorsied the ramblings below. I should just point out, before you read on, that this is just a theory. There is no known evidence to prove (or dis-prove) anything that is written below. I will leave it up to yourselves to read, digest and decide.
Are we sitting comfortably? Good, then let's begin. Once upon a time there was a man, called Alan. He wanted to be a big player on the music scene and sing his songs for everyone. He wasnt interested in money and 'living the life of Riley'. He just wanted his music to be heard and appreciated. He alway said that his biggest influence was Morrisey and thought it would be great to sing to an audience such as his. He tried and tried, under many different guises, but because of his girlie voice and femine figure he was always mocked. People would say, "Go away Alan, you girlie voiced crap Morrisey wannabe. You couldn't even be a backing singer for the man, hahahahaha". This really pissed Alan off, as most people disregarded the seldom heard backing singers as 'hangers on' and 'glory hunters'. The Morrisettes were never taken seriousley, and to be considered as worse than them hurt Alan so bad that he vowed revenge in a mighty way. One night, I think it was a Friday, Alan had been blown out by a propspective girlfriend (again) and was at home watching old videos with his mother. The film she had chosen that night was Tootsie, and as he watched an evil plan started to form in Alans twisted mind. That night he didn't sleep, he just planned and plotted. The following day, with a spring in his step, Alan headed off to the local transvestite boutique and got himself kitted out like a lady and set off for America. He took some of his old songs, and re-wrote the tunes to appeal to a different audience and sent of a load of demos. Finally a record company requested a studio test and so his plan started to unfurl. The record dudes liked 'his shit', with his catchy litttle tunes and lady friendly lyrics, BUT the inevitable happened and they wanted to sign him up. Obviously, as you know (if you have been paying attention) the record dudes thought he was a she and probably would have laughed if he (she) let on that he (she) was really a he and not a she. Alan knew that he could never be taken seriuosley as a male performer, with his girly voice and feminie figure, and as time seemed to pause he decided. He would not reveal himself as a man, he would carry on the charade to stay in the business. He also quite liked dressing up as a woman and shaving his legs, but that was just a bonus. He signed the contract, but not as Alan, but as Alan Is Morrisette. Now isn't THAT ironic, Dontcha think?
Random pics below, to try and keep my new tradition of added random pics to the bottom of entries. I don't have any of my own randow photos that are good enough this morning, so they will just be random pics, instead of random photos. By pics, I mean pictures and/or photos that have been taken from the internet. Not photos, as in my photos from my own personal albums. I hope this has cleared things up for you and helps you find some sort of purpose in life, or maybe even order in the universe. Goodnight and thanks for all the fish. 11月12日 chaffinchNew tune uploaded. It is from 'Ta Dah', the latest album from The Scissor Sisters. As you know, I am a big butch manly man (in a not so big and butch way), and scissor sisters are more camp than a row of tents. BUT, they make some good music and I think they are fabulous. Anyway, you are listening to 'I Can't Decide'.
New 'Bond' film out VERY SOON. YEEEEEEEEEHAAA, I can't wait. Boob is a big Bond fan aswell so there is a definate cinema date coming up soon, maybe we could listen to Scissor Sisters in the car on the way to the pictures and share a bag of sweets and a fizzy drink while we cosy on down and watch the film. Or maybe I will have recorded a new mp3 cd for the car, as I have just put a load of eminem on the pc. And if you could see the size of my belly you would realise that I NEVER share my sweets with anyone. All Bond fans hum the theme tune and follow this link to the site for the new movie, Casino Royale. Dum..de..de..dum....dum, dum..de..de..dum....dum.
Getting a bit more used to the new wheels now. It's like driving a fookin rocket compared to the tired old escort that I used to have. Don't repeat this to the missus or the local constabulary, but apperently, and obviously I have no proof of this (honestly officer), my car can (theoretically *cough cough*) do 130mph, and maybe, not that I would know of course, have a bit more left in it. Obviousley I haven't taken it above 70mph as that is the speed limit on our fine British motorways, well the bits between the roadworks anyway. And when I say 'roadworks' what I actually mean of course, is a load of cones, no workmen and no sign of any work being done to our fine highways and byways.
I am gong now before I get into a rant, and I want to play some more of my excellent new game, 'Medieval II, (Total War)'. It is as good as going to watch the new Bond film and driving at 130mph, sorry, I mean 70mph, in a new (to me) car.
Toodle pip,
Me.
p.s. I am enjoying adding random photos, so there are few more here for y'all. 11月8日 New sectionHiya viewer(s), I have added a new section. I often go 'funny vid hunting' on the web, and thought I would share some of my finds with you. Also, for more vids, check out my youtube channell, which is linked somewhere on here. Anyway, nothing else really happening, just added a new vid, maybee more in a moment. Just watch them.
Oh yeah, that was the other thing, The Boob has a myspace now aswell, and you can get to it here. |
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